Python, 32 chars

print ord(',')*ord('-')+ord('"') 

Probably possible to reduce it using the 2014 th Unicode char ߞ, but I didn't try.

Quincunx notes that

a=ord('.');print a*a-ord('f') 

is shorter by three chars.

Python 2, 32 bytes

print ord(',')*ord('-')+ord('"') 

Try it online!

Probably possible to reduce it using the 2014 th Unicode char ߞ, but I didn't try.

Quincunx notes that

a=ord('.');print a*a-ord('f') 

Try it online!

is shorter by three chars.

Python, 32 chars

print ord(',')*ord('-')+ord('"') 

Probably possible to reduce it using the 2014 th Unicode char ߞ, but I didn't try.

Python, 32 chars

print ord(',')*ord('-')+ord('"') 

Probably possible to reduce it using the 2014 th Unicode char ߞ, but I didn't try.

Quincunx notes that

a=ord('.');print a*a-ord('f') 

is shorter by three chars.