Jess

podfic
format: (*)  <---- direct link to audio archive page
         title <---- link to amplificathon page containing summaries, pairings, ratings, warnings, etc
           (a)  <---- my notation for organizational purposes - ignore it (means the direct DL link has been updated on amplificathon)http://www.livejournal.com/editjournal.bml?journal=kalakirya&itemid=11051
           (D) <---- link to amplificathon @ dreamwidth page (also contains summaries, pairings, ratings, warnings, etc)
           (AO3) <- self explanatory, no?
           (.) <----- link to post on my journal (ie. if all else fails this will have it)

Supernatural
(*) And Will Stand Witness by moorishflower (x-over with Doctor Who)   (a) (D) (.)
(*) So This is Brunch by entangled_now (D) (a) (.)
(*) Three Month Milestone by moorishflower (D) (a) (.)
(*) Give Me a Reason by morganoconner  (a) (D) (.)
(*) Trinkets and Trifles by ameonna1(a) (D) (.)
(*) One of Us by entangled_now(a) (D) (.)
(*) Demonstrations by entangled_now(a) (D) (.)
(*) Rorschach by entangled_now(a) (D) (.)
(*) Old Acquaintances by entangled_now   (a) (D) (.)
(*) After the Storm by morganoconner(a) (D) (.)
(*) Can You Hear Heaven Cry by morganoconner   (a) (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) Important Angel Business by entangled_now (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*) How to Lose a Drinking Game in Five Turns by ameonna1   (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*) In Dreams I See You by morganoconner (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*) People and Angels of Walmart by ameonna1 (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*) Teamwork bymorganoconner (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*) Peppermint Lullaby by morganoconner (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*)       above six in compiled podbook by cybel
(*) Follow Me Down by entangled_now (a) (D) (AO3)
(*) Deadspace by entangled_now (a) (D) (AO3)
(*)       Follow Me Down and Deadspace as a podbook by cybel (a) (D)
(*) All Come Back Around by entangled_now (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*)       All Come Back Around as podbook by cybel
(*) Your Bottle Is Empty (But Your Glass Has Been Filled) by jjtaylor (D) (.) (AO3)
(*)           podbook by cybel
(*) The Mostly Accidental Courtship of Dean Winchester by tuesdayfic (D) (.) (AO3)
(*)         podbook by cybel
Tarnished Silver by jesseebee
    podbook of Tarnished Silver by cybel
(*) Start Quoting Shakespeare and We're Done by pyrebi (D) (.) (AO3)
(*)         podbook by cybel
(*) Omni Gladio Ancipiti by lifevolutionary (D) (.) (AO3)
(*)       podbook by cybel

Man From UNCLE
(*) Better Late Than Never by crimsonquills (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) Sand Trap by xparrot (D) (.) (AO3)
(*)         podbook by cybel
(*) For Every Action by xparrot (D) (.) (AO3)
(*)        podbook by cybel
(*) Discretionary Powers by xparrot (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) Sublimeriung by xparrot (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) The 100 Words Affair by xparrot (a) (D) (AO3)
(*) The Two Men in a Bed Affair by laceymcbain (a) (D) (AO3)

Stargate: Atlantis
(*) All three "Farm in Iowa"-'verse Christmas stories (a) (D) (.)
    Letters to Santa by sheafrotherdon
    The Baby Jesus' Pompoms by sheafrotherdon
    The Christmas Shenanigans of Finn McKay by sheafrotherdon
(*) Fake Birds and Real Holidays by xparrot (D) (.)
(*) 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by merryish (D) (.) (a)
(*) Far, Far Away by astolat (x-over with American Idol) (D) (.) (a)
(*) Broadcast Signal by seperis (D) (.) (a)
(*) A New History of Captain John Shepard [...] by sheafrotherdon (x-over with Temeraire) * (D) (.)
(*)       podbook of A New History by cybel
(*) Highly Classified and Very Hush-Hush by rageprufrock (D) (.)
(*) Strictly on a Need-to-Know Basis by rageprufrock (D) (.)
(*) The Alien Fighters' Social Club by such_heights (x-over with Torchwood) (D) (.)
(*) Learning to Breathe by speranza (.) (D) (AO3)

Vorkosiverse
(*) A Place to Stand by lightgetsin (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*) Improbable Scenes from an Impractical Courtship by merryish (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*) A Diversion by grey_bard (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) A Maze of Twisty Passages, All Alike by merryish (D) (.) (AO3)
(*)       podbook by cybel
(*) Complicated by schemingreader (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) Exceeding Orders by philomytha (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*) Women's Work by philomytha (.) (D) (AO3)

Young Wizards
(*) Three Encounters in a Cafe by readingredhead(D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*) Valentine by readingredhead (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*) Untitled fic by sillyangelfaery (D) (.) (a)
(*) Terminus by aria (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*)     podbook of Terminus by cybel
(*) On Life's Terms by rare_fandom (D) (.)
(*) Full Circle by araine (D) (.)
(*) The One Where They're All in a Rock Band by labellementeuse(D) (.)
(*) Making Peace by asphaltangel(D) (.) (a)
(*) The Next Journey by araine (.) (D) (AO3)

Due South
(*) Fangirl!Frannie by innocentsmith (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*) Learn to Speak Canine in Seven Easy Steps by etceteracat (D) (.)
(*) Six Degrees of Separation by etceteracat (D) (.)
(*)       compiled podbook of Learn to Speak and Six Degrees by cybel (AO3)
(*) Where the Story Changes by seperis (D) (.) (a)
(*)       podbook created by cybel (D)
(*) Hungry Like the... Thing by liviapenn (x-over with Psych) (a) (D) (.)
(*) A Fine upstanding Man by akamine_chan (a) (D) (.)
(*) Open the World by luzula (a) (D) (.)
(*) (*) The Language of Love (translation) by china_shop (AO3) (a) (D) (.)
(*) (*) The Language of Love (French only) by china_shop (AO3) (a) (D) (.)

Marvel-verse
(*) Tomorrow Belongs to Me by valtyr (a) (D) (.) (AO3)
(*)            podbook by cybel (D) (.)
               podbook by penumbren (D)
(*) Chaos War by astolat (D) (.) (AO3)
(*)            podbook by cybel
(*) Run Program: DUM-E by amuly (.) (D) (AO3) (a)
(*)           podbook by cybel
(*) David Attenborough is in my Bedroom by cactus_rabbit (D) (.) (a)
(*) Everything's Better with Bunnies by khilari and persephone_kore (a) (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) D17D0 by helens78 (a collaboration w/ a friend who shall not be named) (a) (D) (.)
(*) Bedtime Stories (ALL 21 OF THEM - THIS IS THE LINK YOU WANT) by gyzym (AO3)
              first set (17)
               second set (4)
(*) Constantly Offered New Toys by sinuous_curve (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) A Meeting of Minds by crimsonquills (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*)       podbook created by cybel
(*) Five Times Lilo and Stitch Meet the Avengers, and One Time They Meet Loki by phoenixfawkes12 (x-over with Lilo and Stitch) (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) With A Little Help From My Friends by lucdarling (a) (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) The Best in Life is But Intoxication by kellifer_fic (a) (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) 64 Colors by musesfool (a) (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) Protect You by ashinan (a) (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) Metal Heart by ashinan (a) (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) You're a Rich Little Boy (who's had to work for his toys) by snowdarkred (D) (.) (a)
(*) Crossover Event by haunted on dreamwidth (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*) Overheard on the Party Line by bessemerprocess on dreamwidth (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*) Much Sooner Forgotten by sinuous_curve (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*) This Wasn't What the Brochure Promised by kahn (D) (.) (a)
(*) Nesting Habits of the Wild North American Barton by sabinelagrande (D) (.) (a)
(*) Stockholm Syndrome and Other Drugs by alchemyalice (D) (.) (a)
(*) Few So Generous by galaxysoup (.) (D) (AO3)
(*) For Children by cathalin (.) (D) (AO3)
(*) Five People Who Caught Darcy Doodling by seawench (.) (D) (AO3)
(*) Bros! by alchemyalice (.) (D) (AO3)
(*) Anyone Ever Tell You How Your Eyes Sparkle When You're Angry? by sidneysussex (.) (D) (AO3)
(*) Where You End by ashinan (.) (D) (AO3)
   Four not!fics by gyzym x-over with Teen Wolf (.) (D) (AO3)
   (*)    Teen Wolf/Avengers Feels
   (*)    Derek and Steve at the Bar
   (*)    Derek and Steve and Relationship Advice
   (*)    Stiles and Tony and Relationship Advice
(*) Gift of Asylum by carleton97 and sister_wolf (.) (D) (AO3)
(*) Louder Than Bells by carleton97 and sister_wolf (.) (D) (AO3)

White Collar
(*) Let's Play Ball by hoosierbitch (a) (D) (AO3)
(*) Twist to Fit by zvi (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*) Her Boss's Keeper by sholio (.) (D) (AO3)

Saiyuki
(*) Hearts Like Flowers by springgreen (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) Promises Unbroken by springgreen (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) End of Burial by andmydog (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) The End by andmydog (D) (.) (AO3)

Teen Wolf
(*) Be Here in the Morning Just to Hear You Say by januarylight (D) (.) (AO3)
(*)       podbook by cybel
(*) Hail to Whatever You Found in the Sunlight (series) by skoosiepants (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) Fuzzy Logic by sparseparsley (.) (D) (AO3) (a)
(*) Sluice by goddessofbirth (.) (D) (AO3) (a)
(*) A Simple Game of Fetch by brilligspoons (.) (D) (AO3) (a)

Good Omens
(*) Just Save the First Edition for Me by such_heights (D) (.) (a)

Final Fantasy VII
(*) typecasting by jukeboxhound (D) (.) (a) (AO3)
(*) Imagine Them All in Their Underwear by jukeboxhound (D) (.) (a) (AO3)

Lord of the Rings
(*) To Sail Against the Tide by grey_bard (a) (D)

Doctor Who
(*) The History of the Kings of Britain by livii (.) (D) (AO3)
(*) Your History Written in Time and Stars by such_heights (.) (D) (AO3)

Miscellaneous
(*) Many Kinds off Man, Many Kinds of Bodywash (director's cut) by helens78 (a) (D) (.) (AO3)
(*) Many Kinds off Man, Many Kinds of Bodywash (edited version) by helens78 (a) (D) (.) (AO3)


fanfic
Supernatural Gabriel-is-a-kitten ficlet on comment_fic
massively depressing Young Wizards death!fic on myriadwords (what was I thinking?)
Rather Be on whitecollarfic
massive Gabriel-centric crossover of DOOM for comment_fic
        which I podficced here (D) (.)

Title: Not a Kind Man
Author: Pegasus_Eridana
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Spartacus
Pairings: Barca/Pietros
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Barca is not a kind man.
content notes: exhibitionism, threats of rape/non-con
Length: 0:11:00
text at AO3



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Title: In Heavier Air
Author: tofsla
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Pairings: Female Inquisitor/Cassandra Pentaghast
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary: She came down from the mountains late that autumn with a staff in her hand and a great roll of furs on her back for sale. She was the Bear-Woman, Ylva Ulvasdotten, strong in body, sharp in mind. She was then past her thirty-seventh winter, and of an auspicious age. By the count of the Hold it was the tenth winter since the Dark Sky, and the news from the Dwarves and from the Lowland traders was all of war.

The Inquisitor is nothing Cassandra could ever have expected.

It seems as though it may work out anyway.
content notes: none
Length: 0:59:32
text at AO3



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Title: start getting real
Author: azurewaxwing
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: The Untamed/MDZS
Pairings: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
Rating: Teen and Up
Summary:

“Did you break the ward to come in?” Lan Wangji asks, point-blank. He has his sword out and pointed at Wei Wuxian, no bothering with niceties like hello I’m Lan Wangji, and you are?

Wei Wuxian eyes the sword, but doesn’t react. He keeps lazing back on the roof, casually drinking his wine, as if this is the usual way he meets new people. (And maybe it is! I don’t know your life, Wei Wuxian!)

Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian meet on Season 8 of The Cultivation World. Ouyang Zizhen writes the recaps.

content notes: none
Length: 02:09:17
text at AO3



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Title: Maínomai
Author: DachOsmin
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Hades (video game)
Pairings: Achilles/Patroclus
Rating: Teen and up
Summary:

Patroclus knew three things as he died.

First: If Achilles had loved Patroclus more than his own godsdamned pride, he’d have joined the battle and the Greeks would have won the day.

Second: if Achilles had loved Patroclus more than his own godsdamned glory, they would never have joined the war in the first place. They might have lived out their days together in peace, far from the bloody plains of Ilium. And Patroclus would not have died in a foreign land, alone.

Third: Death had stripped away the pain in his body. The pain in his soul remained.

content notes: none
Length: 17:04
text at AO3



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Hiya :D I'm so thrilled that you're recording a podfic for me! I really love this exchange, and I'm very excited to listen to whatever you make for me :D

Fandoms I like, with notes, in no particular order:

Young Wizards - tiny fandom of my heeaaaaart. I love them so much. So much. So so so much. All of them. Everyone. In every time and place.
Vorkosigan - I have many many feelings about everyone: Miles, Cordelia, Aral, Ekaterin, Gregor, Simon, Elena, Kareen, Alys, Ivan, Taura, Tej, Laisa, Ethan, Bothari, Elli, Dono, Jole… Everyone. They are my darlings. All of them should have everything they deserve, with everything that entails.
Dragon Age: Inquisition - I love everyone except Blackwall, whom I'm afraid I don't have much patience for. Krem and Harding are also excellent, should you want to go in this direction.
Guardian - I know that this might be a bit more of a stretch, but if you're interested, there's some lovely fic for this tiny, beautiful, sometimes quite silly show. I mostly ship Zhao Yunlan/Shen Wei, but so does the show :D
The Untamed/MDZS/CQL - it's a fandom juggernaut right now, but I do love it so! Mostly here for Lan Wangji, Wei Wuxian, Jiang Yanli, Wen Qing, Wen Ning, and Lan Sizhui.
Scum Villain's Self Saving System - I love this entirely nutty canon to itty bitty bits. Here for Luo Binghe/Shen Qinqiu and Mobei-Jun/Shan Qinghua
Rivers of London - I've been revisiting this fandom recently and loving it! Here primary for Peter, Thomas|Nightingale, Beverly, and Molly
Murderbot - ALL THE FOUND FAMILY ALL THE TIME
The Old Guard - gimme all the found!family. gimme. Here for Nile, Andy, Joe, Nicky

• Unusual formats (twitfic! Not!fic! Epistolary! Recipes! Journaling!)
• Slice-of-life
• AUs (Muderbot but if everyone has daemons! Scum Villain but it's Dungeons and Dragons! Vorkosigan but the Imperium is a condominium HOA!) (I don't think any of these exist but if you want to oral-not!fic something BE MY GUEST I WOULD LOVE IT)
• Character study 
• Playing with the medium (sound effects! Music! Free talk!)

Title: Irons
Author: daroos | daroos
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: MCU, Hawkeye (Comics)
Pairings: Clint Barton & Kate Bishop, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes
Rating: Teen and up
Summary:
"Irons served everything waffle, in a remarkably successful marketing ploy from the early days when a confluence of their opening day and the great Midtown blackout meant the shop ran entirely on a backup generator."

This is the story of how Clint's waffleporium led to love and companions popping up in unexpected places, how family isn't always the best thing for your blood pressure, and how taking ownership doesn't have to be a chore.

content notes: human trafficking
Length: 1:16:28
text at AO3



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Title: A Lot of Edges Called Perhaps
Author: hansbekhart
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Pairings: Lan Zhan/Wei Wuxian
Rating: Explicit
Summary: The funny part is - and it is a little funny, even if Wei Wuxian has no one left to share the joke with - they never have. Not anything. He has never kissed any part of Lan Zhan besides his slim hands; never been even partially undressed with him anywhere besides a miserable, xuanwu-infested cave. It’s always been like this between them, this simmering need, this desperate understanding: a knowledge so deep that it lives somewhere in his bones, that if he wanted to have Lan Zhan he could have him, and if Lan Zhan wanted Wei Wuxian he could have that too. But they never have.
content notes: none
Length: 02:23:27
text at AO3



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Dear Creator!

Hi! I'm so excited for this exchange! I'm also very fried from the last few months, so I'm going to do my best to make a coherent letter-thing, but feel free to comment if you have questions!

My request was for Guardian novel or drama, focused on either Zhao Yunlan or Shen Wei or both. I'm happy to have other characters around, and I do like all of them, but if there is a romance or sexual element, I'd prefer it be only ZYL/SW.

Here is a list of things I enjoy:

• character studies
• AUs
• what-ifs
• gender-bending
• hurt/comfort
• protectiveness
• mutual pining
• humor
• happy endings

Here is a list of things I DNW right now:

• sex pollen
• body horror
• character death
• unhappy endings
• cheating
• jealousy
• no-escape situations (either literal or metaphorical, e.g. "you have nowhere else to turn")
• misunderstandings

Medium-wise, I'm pretty flexible! I'm primarily a podficcer, so if you want to some involving audio, I'm super down for that, but if you have a brainwave that's more visually-oriented, like art, photography, maps, or charts, or word-oriented, like fic, recipes, poetry, or not!fic, or something else entirely, I'm probably into it!
I would request that the sensory modality it uses be internet-friendly - for the purposes of this exchange, maybe not literal cookies or a scarf, for instance. BUT you absolutely could do a cookie recipe or a knitting pattern for a scarf! That would be delightful! I hope that's a distinction that makes sense. If it doesn't, leave me a comment anonymously, we'll work something out :D (or hit up the mods, I have faith in them!)

Title: Awry Plans
Author: coprime
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Lilo & Stitch
Pairings: Nani/David
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Nani opened the door for their date. She was a vision of loveliness -- dark hair, gorgeous eyes, perfect curves, and...dotted very liberally with splotches of some sort of pink goo. David still thought she looked pretty.
content notes: none
Length: 0:09:05
text at AO3

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Title: (he controls the weather)
Author: amosanguis
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Moana, Lilo & Stitch
Pairings: none
Rating: not rated
Summary: The stories fade to myth then to legend in just a few generations. But none of that keeps Maui from Moana’s kin.
content notes: none
Length: 0:02:46
text at AO3

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Title: Ocean
Author: misbegotten
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Lilo & Stitch
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: The thing about space is there aren't a lot of oceans.
content notes: none
Length: 0:01:01
text at AO3

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Anthology posted here