How "dumb" do you want it? I would say, at a university level at least, Steven R. Lay's book "Analysis - With an Introduction to Proof" is dumb vis-a-vis, say, a B student in an undergraduate honors analysis class:
Check the AmazonAmazon "first pages" preview to see the level it's at. Even if you don't get some of the stuff in the video I'm about to recommend I'd pair it with Harvey Mudd's YouTube series here, which you may already know about.
"Calculus" by David Patrick from "The Art of Problem Solving" book series is pretty good, and if your last exposure to the topic was in high school this book is actually much better than what's given in public high school and it comes from a problem solving standpoint, which I like because that is what math is used for, i.e., solving problems:
