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kτ\p******u 

Prints out

1 * 10⁸⁴⁶ (2017)

1.1 * 10⁸⁴⁶ (2018)

1.3 * 10⁸⁴⁶ (2019)

6.89 * 10¹³⁵³⁷ (2019)

###Explanation

k - makes the stack 'sticky' so that values when popped are only copied, not removed τ - pushes the date on the stack (the year is on the top, 2017 right now...) \ - escapes the next character (print) p - (ignored on first go-around) * * * * Multiplies top element by second, but stack has one element so it does it by itself * * * * u - reverses instruction pointer direction * * * * * * * * p - prints \ - escapes the date k - makes stack sticky 

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kτ\p******u 

Prints out

1 * 10⁸⁴⁶ (2017)

1.1 * 10⁸⁴⁶ (2018)

1.3 * 10⁸⁴⁶ (2019)

6.89 * 10¹³⁵³⁷ (2019)

Explanation

k - makes the stack 'sticky' so that values when popped are only copied, not removed τ - pushes the date on the stack (the year is on the top, 2017 right now...) \ - escapes the next character (print) p - (ignored on first go-around) * * * * Multiplies top element by second, but stack has one element so it does it by itself * * * * u - reverses instruction pointer direction * * * * * * * * p - prints \ - escapes the date k - makes stack sticky 

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kτ********p 

Prints out  1010904063965359862507883658872798487923091831922200130269229369860626424784159542970070706004776877337675071848249107544826219330835665659961363324021358310957634339884804824300519639289143522384018104679213164784683528020499676049844022371582742983543187226127672670907722921043227032933249476172334022704543111810749629585673905206400292646853803311681991538868001574356010450270350983475407179523082162437147824471279169039751001671300473269216549185857673712377731434058825212145671226186833062640339037804190593558714509479166441296458056624351653840251884792230109659046948489547922820396338839936644968481831112545624338281724904353959378868383710162896945685339450741257660367378522997510107145841588397076476663708926463704570577052711567534340706044552949804942387570031801062053783114655766220779559811347895684929052667423379377479681

Updated for 2018: 1147671102658206779777085828780329037517581692446661477136338061387899495030359136796969275736561417079150340463678989887178118645879413808809705036233332189284334189648489565387300228887672409067038382027057321076730371311396082089818197912680676898249849249650820295096253859497257145699695179551625709104790845269038022220592860477697791860232460223456562037603803843478407700262912927463551336357200718912751693429436461440303303579853744271751650002508986389142408979830896145824442402511200090042016855571103080946088616986605975192841324366688294567437009255797114788445745716371272365611413039624493322596706547508073603349716037394464378271882685064070559701982495678666533898681509434100304652055255276430790002222138535184013662296835580061125833437452703457675707217307256076498177247110450448824979257648210165398431010241529853771776

Updated for 2019 1302859696580581480530880268261805507148611089196801853056893906834718835523685745218884555927054632882435734298521488672377598514351216758714899210403328257747359149238799140795621264683532699169277581719427179868630552010304566744135167632965558879226453801305916150484071653345053117262296791807657833634634944861341925431292295236304162494729251505261867213208466734444270373104027352522908012479698864736628194775221265697735302000475432247533845431088656821144856628553759777665243925124855539884708317817003055771825512251159576825869312515303749503606857074994780029813742062357264969685695564393611770486636479428917102752710210588037981098082387462073417930659603202233889988452985209787351512002376083560098948653645244645281077624356127575957879266341437463642276509339018135144896468125907964530769124981270290674828719821084694778881

Or about 1.3 * 10⁸⁴⁶

###Explanation

k - makes the stack 'sticky' so that values when popped are only copied, not removed τ - pushes the date on the stack (the year is on the top, 2017 right now...) * * * * Multiplies top element by second, but stack has one element so it does it by itself * * * * p - prints top number 

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kτ\p******u 

Prints out 

1 * 10⁸⁴⁶ (2017)

1.1 * 10⁸⁴⁶ (2018)

1.3 * 10⁸⁴⁶ (2019)

6.89 * 10¹³⁵³⁷ (2019)

###Explanation

k - makes the stack 'sticky' so that values when popped are only copied, not removed τ - pushes the date on the stack (the year is on the top, 2017 right now...) \ - escapes the next character (print) p - (ignored on first go-around) * * * * Multiplies top element by second, but stack has one element so it does it by itself *   *   *   * u - reverses instruction pointer direction  * * *  *  * * * * p - prints \ - escapes the date k - makes stack sticky 

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kτ********p 

Prints out 1010904063965359862507883658872798487923091831922200130269229369860626424784159542970070706004776877337675071848249107544826219330835665659961363324021358310957634339884804824300519639289143522384018104679213164784683528020499676049844022371582742983543187226127672670907722921043227032933249476172334022704543111810749629585673905206400292646853803311681991538868001574356010450270350983475407179523082162437147824471279169039751001671300473269216549185857673712377731434058825212145671226186833062640339037804190593558714509479166441296458056624351653840251884792230109659046948489547922820396338839936644968481831112545624338281724904353959378868383710162896945685339450741257660367378522997510107145841588397076476663708926463704570577052711567534340706044552949804942387570031801062053783114655766220779559811347895684929052667423379377479681

Updated for 2018: 1147671102658206779777085828780329037517581692446661477136338061387899495030359136796969275736561417079150340463678989887178118645879413808809705036233332189284334189648489565387300228887672409067038382027057321076730371311396082089818197912680676898249849249650820295096253859497257145699695179551625709104790845269038022220592860477697791860232460223456562037603803843478407700262912927463551336357200718912751693429436461440303303579853744271751650002508986389142408979830896145824442402511200090042016855571103080946088616986605975192841324366688294567437009255797114788445745716371272365611413039624493322596706547508073603349716037394464378271882685064070559701982495678666533898681509434100304652055255276430790002222138535184013662296835580061125833437452703457675707217307256076498177247110450448824979257648210165398431010241529853771776 ###Explanation

k - makes the stack 'sticky' so that values when popped are only copied, not removed τ - pushes the date on the stack (the year is on the top, 2017 right now...) * * * * Multiplies top element by second, but stack has one element so it does it by itself * * * * p - prints top number 

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kτ********p 

Prints out 1010904063965359862507883658872798487923091831922200130269229369860626424784159542970070706004776877337675071848249107544826219330835665659961363324021358310957634339884804824300519639289143522384018104679213164784683528020499676049844022371582742983543187226127672670907722921043227032933249476172334022704543111810749629585673905206400292646853803311681991538868001574356010450270350983475407179523082162437147824471279169039751001671300473269216549185857673712377731434058825212145671226186833062640339037804190593558714509479166441296458056624351653840251884792230109659046948489547922820396338839936644968481831112545624338281724904353959378868383710162896945685339450741257660367378522997510107145841588397076476663708926463704570577052711567534340706044552949804942387570031801062053783114655766220779559811347895684929052667423379377479681

Updated for 2018: 1147671102658206779777085828780329037517581692446661477136338061387899495030359136796969275736561417079150340463678989887178118645879413808809705036233332189284334189648489565387300228887672409067038382027057321076730371311396082089818197912680676898249849249650820295096253859497257145699695179551625709104790845269038022220592860477697791860232460223456562037603803843478407700262912927463551336357200718912751693429436461440303303579853744271751650002508986389142408979830896145824442402511200090042016855571103080946088616986605975192841324366688294567437009255797114788445745716371272365611413039624493322596706547508073603349716037394464378271882685064070559701982495678666533898681509434100304652055255276430790002222138535184013662296835580061125833437452703457675707217307256076498177247110450448824979257648210165398431010241529853771776

Updated for 2019 1302859696580581480530880268261805507148611089196801853056893906834718835523685745218884555927054632882435734298521488672377598514351216758714899210403328257747359149238799140795621264683532699169277581719427179868630552010304566744135167632965558879226453801305916150484071653345053117262296791807657833634634944861341925431292295236304162494729251505261867213208466734444270373104027352522908012479698864736628194775221265697735302000475432247533845431088656821144856628553759777665243925124855539884708317817003055771825512251159576825869312515303749503606857074994780029813742062357264969685695564393611770486636479428917102752710210588037981098082387462073417930659603202233889988452985209787351512002376083560098948653645244645281077624356127575957879266341437463642276509339018135144896468125907964530769124981270290674828719821084694778881

Or about 1.3 * 10⁸⁴⁶

###Explanation

k - makes the stack 'sticky' so that values when popped are only copied, not removed τ - pushes the date on the stack (the year is on the top, 2017 right now...) * * * * Multiplies top element by second, but stack has one element so it does it by itself * * * * p - prints top number 

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