#Taxi, 1327/2433 1057/1835 bytes
Taxi,
#Taxi, 1327/2433 1057/1835 bytes
Taxi, 1327/2433 1057/1835 bytes
#Taxi, 1327/2433 1057/18531835 bytes
#Taxi, 1327/2433 1057/1853 bytes
#Taxi, 1327/2433 1057/1835 bytes
#Taxi, 1327/2433 18531057/1853 bytes
You can test it here Two versions here; the shortest one works but shows the result in decimal format (e.g. 20.000000 instead of 20). I am posting both because, while the longer version is more correct, I still hope to win this code golf with the short one (it could require a little bit of tweaking, though).
Short version
-1 is waiting at Starchild Numerology. 100 is waiting at Starchild Numerology. Go to Starchild Numerology: west 1st left, 2nd right, 1st left, 1st left, 2nd left. Pickup a passenger going to Addition Alley. Go to Post Office: west, 1st right, 2nd rightleft, 1st right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery. Go to The Babelfishery: west, 1st left, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Addition Alley. Go to AdditionStarchild AlleyNumerology: east, 5th1st left, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going, to1st Divideleft, and2nd Conquerleft. Go99 tois waiting at Starchild Numerology:. 100 west,is 1stwaiting left,at 1stStarchild left,Numerology. Pickup 3rda left,passenger 1stgoing right,to 1stAddition leftAlley. Pickup a passenger going to DivideNarrow andPath ConquerPark. Go to Divide andAddition ConquerAlley: west, 1st righteast, 1st left, 1st2nd right, 3rd right, 2nd right, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to TrunkersDivide and Conquer. Go to TrunkersNarrow Path Park: eastnorth, 1st right, 3rd1st rightleft, 1st leftright. Pickup a passenger going to Addition Alley. 1 is waiting atDivide Starchildand NumerologyConquer. Go to StarchildDivide Numerologyand Conquer: westeast, 1st leftright, 2nd leftright. Pickup a passenger going to Addition AlleyTrunkers. Go to Addition AlleyTrunkers: westeast, 1st right, 3rd right, 1st right, 1st rightleft. Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery. Go to The Babelfishery: westeast, 1st right, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Post Office. Go to Post Office: east, 1st left, 1st right. Go to Taxi Garage: east, 1st right, 1st left, 1st right. UpdateLong version
The first version gave the result as a number with decimal places (e.g. 20.0000 instead of 20, so I decided to show how lovely this language is by correcting that. Here is the improved versionYou can test it here.:
99Go isto waitingPost atOffice: Starchildwest, Numerology1st left, 1st right, 1st left. 100Pickup isa waitingpassenger atgoing Starchildto NumerologyThe Babelfishery. Go to StarchildThe NumerologyBabelfishery: west 1st left, 2nd right, 1st left, 1st left, 2nd leftright. Pickup a passenger going to Addition Alley. Go to PostStarchild OfficeNumerology: westeast, 1st rightleft, 2nd1st rightleft, 1st rightleft, 1st2nd left. Pickup a99 passengeris goingwaiting toat TheStarchild BabelfisheryNumerology. Go100 tois Thewaiting Babelfishery:at west,Starchild 1stNumerology. Pickup left,a 1stpassenger rightgoing to Addition Alley. Pickup a passenger going to AdditionNarrow AlleyPath Park. Go to Addition Alley: east, 5th1st left, 2nd right, 3rd right, 1st leftright. Pickup a passenger going to Divide and Conquer. Go to StarchildNarrow NumerologyPath Park: westnorth, 1st leftright, 1st left, 3rd left, 1st right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to Divide and Conquer. Go to Divide and Conquer: west, 1st right, 1st lefteast, 1st right, 3rd right, 2nd right, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Trunkers. Go to Trunkers: east, 1st right, 3rd right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery. Go to The Babelfishery: east, 1st right, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Chop Suey. Go to Chop Suey: east, 6th right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's. [processDigits] Pickup a passenger going to Cyclone. Go to Cyclone: north, 1st left, 3rd left. Pickup a passenger going to Crime Lab. Go to Writer's Depot: west. "." is waiting at Writer's Depot. Pickup a passenger going to Crime Lab. Go to Crime Lab: east, 1st right, 2nd right, 2nd left. Switch to plan "notAColon" if no one is waiting. Switch to plan "print". [notAColon] Go to Cyclone: west, 1st right, 1st left, 2nd right. Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's. Go to KonKat's: east, 2nd right, 2nd right. Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's. Go to Chop Suey: north, 1st right, 1st right. Switch to plan "processDigits". [print] Go to KonKat's: east. Pickup a passenger going to Post Office. Go to Post Office: south, 3rd right, 1st left. Go to Taxi Garage: east, 1st right, 1st left, 1st right. #Taxi, 1327 1853 bytes
-1 is waiting at Starchild Numerology. 100 is waiting at Starchild Numerology. Go to Starchild Numerology: west 1st left, 2nd right, 1st left, 1st left, 2nd left. Pickup a passenger going to Addition Alley. Go to Post Office: west, 1st right, 2nd right, 1st right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery. Go to The Babelfishery: west, 1st left, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Addition Alley. Go to Addition Alley: east, 5th left, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to Divide and Conquer. Go to Starchild Numerology: west, 1st left, 1st left, 3rd left, 1st right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to Divide and Conquer. Go to Divide and Conquer: west, 1st right, 1st left, 1st right, 3rd right, 2nd right, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Trunkers. Go to Trunkers: east, 1st right, 3rd right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to Addition Alley. 1 is waiting at Starchild Numerology. Go to Starchild Numerology: west, 1st left, 2nd left. Pickup a passenger going to Addition Alley. Go to Addition Alley: west, 1st right, 3rd right, 1st right, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery. Go to The Babelfishery: west, 1st right, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Post Office. Go to Post Office: east, 1st left, 1st right. Go to Taxi Garage: east, 1st right, 1st left, 1st right. Update
The first version gave the result as a number with decimal places (e.g. 20.0000 instead of 20, so I decided to show how lovely this language is by correcting that. Here is the improved version:
99 is waiting at Starchild Numerology. 100 is waiting at Starchild Numerology. Go to Starchild Numerology: west 1st left, 2nd right, 1st left, 1st left, 2nd left. Pickup a passenger going to Addition Alley. Go to Post Office: west, 1st right, 2nd right, 1st right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery. Go to The Babelfishery: west, 1st left, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Addition Alley. Go to Addition Alley: east, 5th left, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to Divide and Conquer. Go to Starchild Numerology: west, 1st left, 1st left, 3rd left, 1st right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to Divide and Conquer. Go to Divide and Conquer: west, 1st right, 1st left, 1st right, 3rd right, 2nd right, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Trunkers. Go to Trunkers: east, 1st right, 3rd right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery. Go to The Babelfishery: east, 1st right, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Chop Suey. Go to Chop Suey: east, 6th right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's. [processDigits] Pickup a passenger going to Cyclone. Go to Cyclone: north, 1st left, 3rd left. Pickup a passenger going to Crime Lab. Go to Writer's Depot: west. "." is waiting at Writer's Depot. Pickup a passenger going to Crime Lab. Go to Crime Lab: east, 1st right, 2nd right, 2nd left. Switch to plan "notAColon" if no one is waiting. Switch to plan "print". [notAColon] Go to Cyclone: west, 1st right, 1st left, 2nd right. Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's. Go to KonKat's: east, 2nd right, 2nd right. Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's. Go to Chop Suey: north, 1st right, 1st right. Switch to plan "processDigits". [print] Go to KonKat's: east. Pickup a passenger going to Post Office. Go to Post Office: south, 3rd right, 1st left. Go to Taxi Garage: east, 1st right, 1st left, 1st right. #Taxi, 1327/2433 1057/1853 bytes
Two versions here; the shortest one works but shows the result in decimal format (e.g. 20.000000 instead of 20). I am posting both because, while the longer version is more correct, I still hope to win this code golf with the short one (it could require a little bit of tweaking, though).
Short version
Go to Post Office: west, 1st left, 1st right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery. Go to The Babelfishery: west, 1st left, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Addition Alley. Go to Starchild Numerology: east, 1st left, 1st left, 1st left, 2nd left. 99 is waiting at Starchild Numerology. 100 is waiting at Starchild Numerology. Pickup a passenger going to Addition Alley. Pickup a passenger going to Narrow Path Park. Go to Addition Alley: east, 1st left, 2nd right, 3rd right, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Divide and Conquer. Go to Narrow Path Park: north, 1st right, 1st left, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Divide and Conquer. Go to Divide and Conquer: east, 1st right, 2nd right. Pickup a passenger going to Trunkers. Go to Trunkers: east, 1st right, 3rd right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery. Go to The Babelfishery: east, 1st right, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Post Office. Go to Post Office: east, 1st left, 1st right. Go to Taxi Garage: east, 1st right, 1st left, 1st right. Long version
Go to Post Office: west, 1st left, 1st right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery. Go to The Babelfishery: west, 1st left, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Addition Alley. Go to Starchild Numerology: east, 1st left, 1st left, 1st left, 2nd left. 99 is waiting at Starchild Numerology. 100 is waiting at Starchild Numerology. Pickup a passenger going to Addition Alley. Pickup a passenger going to Narrow Path Park. Go to Addition Alley: east, 1st left, 2nd right, 3rd right, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Divide and Conquer. Go to Narrow Path Park: north, 1st right, 1st left, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Divide and Conquer. Go to Divide and Conquer: east, 1st right, 2nd right. Pickup a passenger going to Trunkers. Go to Trunkers: east, 1st right, 3rd right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery. Go to The Babelfishery: east, 1st right, 1st right. Pickup a passenger going to Chop Suey. Go to Chop Suey: east, 6th right, 1st left. Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's. [processDigits] Pickup a passenger going to Cyclone. Go to Cyclone: north, 1st left, 3rd left. Pickup a passenger going to Crime Lab. Go to Writer's Depot: west. "." is waiting at Writer's Depot. Pickup a passenger going to Crime Lab. Go to Crime Lab: east, 1st right, 2nd right, 2nd left. Switch to plan "notAColon" if no one is waiting. Switch to plan "print". [notAColon] Go to Cyclone: west, 1st right, 1st left, 2nd right. Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's. Go to KonKat's: east, 2nd right, 2nd right. Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's. Go to Chop Suey: north, 1st right, 1st right. Switch to plan "processDigits". [print] Go to KonKat's: east. Pickup a passenger going to Post Office. Go to Post Office: south, 3rd right, 1st left. Go to Taxi Garage: east, 1st right, 1st left, 1st right.