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LOLCODE

This language is already obfuscated by itself. Here is my code:

HAI I HAS A CATURDAY CATURDAY IS NOW A TROOF I HAS A LOLZ ITZ 32907 I HAS A CHEEZBURGER MAEK CHEEZBURGER A NUMBR CHEEZBURGER R QUOSHUNT OF LOLZ AN LOLZ CHEEZBURGER BIGGR THAN 1?, O RLY? YA RLY BTW RLY LOLZ CATURDAY R WIN OBTW EVERYDAY IS CATURDAY ME LIKEZ CATURDAY!!1! TLDR CHEEZBURGER R QUOSHUNT OF LOLZ AN CHEEZBURGER NO WAI CATURDAY R FAIL BTW LOLZ!!1! I HAS A LIMIT ITZ 10 CHEEZBURGER R 0 OIC IM IN YR LOOP CHEEZBURGER, WTF? OMG 1 VISIBLE "Hello World!" OMGWTF CATURDAY R FAIL OIC GTFO IM OUTTA YR LOOP KTHXBYE 

This code quits and does nothing else (no output, no errors). But although it does absolutely nothing, it runs like a charm (tested with version that contained a VISIBLE "test" statement before the last statement KTHXBYE, proving that all is fine). Basically it declares variables, changes their types, enters in loops and ifs and cases constructs, even has a line that would print "Hello World!" if ever reached (if only reached...). A total waste of computation :)

#LOLCODE

This language is already obfuscated by itself. Here is my code:

HAI I HAS A CATURDAY CATURDAY IS NOW A TROOF I HAS A LOLZ ITZ 32907 I HAS A CHEEZBURGER MAEK CHEEZBURGER A NUMBR CHEEZBURGER R QUOSHUNT OF LOLZ AN LOLZ CHEEZBURGER BIGGR THAN 1?, O RLY? YA RLY BTW RLY LOLZ CATURDAY R WIN OBTW EVERYDAY IS CATURDAY ME LIKEZ CATURDAY!!1! TLDR CHEEZBURGER R QUOSHUNT OF LOLZ AN CHEEZBURGER NO WAI CATURDAY R FAIL BTW LOLZ!!1! I HAS A LIMIT ITZ 10 CHEEZBURGER R 0 OIC IM IN YR LOOP CHEEZBURGER, WTF? OMG 1 VISIBLE "Hello World!" OMGWTF CATURDAY R FAIL OIC GTFO IM OUTTA YR LOOP KTHXBYE 

This code quits and does nothing else (no output, no errors). But although it does absolutely nothing, it runs like a charm (tested with version that contained a VISIBLE "test" statement before the last statement KTHXBYE, proving that all is fine). Basically it declares variables, changes their types, enters in loops and ifs and cases constructs, even has a line that would print "Hello World!" if ever reached (if only reached...). A total waste of computation :)

LOLCODE

This language is already obfuscated by itself. Here is my code:

HAI I HAS A CATURDAY CATURDAY IS NOW A TROOF I HAS A LOLZ ITZ 32907 I HAS A CHEEZBURGER MAEK CHEEZBURGER A NUMBR CHEEZBURGER R QUOSHUNT OF LOLZ AN LOLZ CHEEZBURGER BIGGR THAN 1?, O RLY? YA RLY BTW RLY LOLZ CATURDAY R WIN OBTW EVERYDAY IS CATURDAY ME LIKEZ CATURDAY!!1! TLDR CHEEZBURGER R QUOSHUNT OF LOLZ AN CHEEZBURGER NO WAI CATURDAY R FAIL BTW LOLZ!!1! I HAS A LIMIT ITZ 10 CHEEZBURGER R 0 OIC IM IN YR LOOP CHEEZBURGER, WTF? OMG 1 VISIBLE "Hello World!" OMGWTF CATURDAY R FAIL OIC GTFO IM OUTTA YR LOOP KTHXBYE 

This code quits and does nothing else (no output, no errors). But although it does absolutely nothing, it runs like a charm (tested with version that contained a VISIBLE "test" statement before the last statement KTHXBYE, proving that all is fine). Basically it declares variables, changes their types, enters in loops and ifs and cases constructs, even has a line that would print "Hello World!" if ever reached (if only reached...). A total waste of computation :)

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#LOLCODE

This language is already obfuscated by itself. Here is my code:

HAI I HAS A CATURDAY CATURDAY IS NOW A TROOF I HAS A LOLZ ITZ 32907 I HAS A CHEEZBURGER MAEK CHEEZBURGER A NUMBR CHEEZBURGER R QUOSHUNT OF LOLZ AN LOLZ CHEEZBURGER BIGGR THAN 1?, O RLY? YA RLY BTW RLY LOLZ CATURDAY R WIN OBTW EVERYDAY IS CATURDAY ME LIKEZ CATURDAY!!1! TLDR CHEEZBURGER R QUOSHUNT OF LOLZ AN CHEEZBURGER NO WAI CATURDAY R FAIL BTW LOLZ!!1! I HAS A LIMIT ITZ 10 CHEEZBURGER R 0 OIC IM IN YR LOOP CHEEZBURGER, WTF? OMG 1 VISIBLE "Hello World!" OMGWTF CATURDAY R FAIL OIC GTFO IM OUTTA YR LOOP KTHXBYE 

This code quits and does nothing else (no output, no errors). But although it does absolutely nothing, it runs like a charm (tested with version that contained a VISIBLE "test" statement before the last statement KTHXBYE, proving that all is fine). Basically it declares variables, changes their types, enters in loops and ifs and cases constructs, even has a line that would print "Hello World!" if ever reached (if only reached...). A total waste of computation :)