Round 2: Batch, 70 bytes
REM BATCHS GOTO B :C ECHO ppuppPq([#fwSmdP[ppnvos" GOTO A :B GOTO C :A Your quote was futile. D:>
Edit: it just occurred to me that I was going by file size instead of character count, not sure how bytes are to be counted :P 
Edit 2: Added a comment to fill bytes. If you check byte count on a windows machine, just pretend the "REM BATCHS" is just "REM" I guess. :P