#R 3.2.4, 55 51 47 bytes

edit I realized I could use scan thanks @FryAmTheEggMan. Reduced 4 bytes thanks to @MickyT.

scan()*as.numeric(format(Sys.Date(),'%m.%d%y')) 

First attempt at a golf. Happy pi day!

R 3.2.4, 55 51 47 bytes

edit I realized I could use scan thanks @FryAmTheEggMan. Reduced 4 bytes thanks to @MickyT.

scan()*as.numeric(format(Sys.Date(),'%m.%d%y')) 

First attempt at a golf. Happy pi day!

#R 3.2.4, 55   51 47 bytes

edit I realized I could use scan thanks @FryAmTheEggMan. Reduced 4 bytes thanks to @MickyT.

scan()*as.numeric(format(Sys.Date(),'%m.%d%y')) 

First attempt at a golf. Happy pi day!

#R 3.2.4, 55 51 47 bytes

edit I realized I could use scan thanks @FryAmTheEggMan. Reduced 4 bytes thanks to @MickyT.

scan()*as.numeric(format(Sys.Date(),'%m.%d%y')) 

First attempt at a golf. Happy pi day!

#R 3.2.4, 55 51 47 bytes

edit I realized I could use scan thanks @FryAmTheEggMan. Reduced 4 bytes thanks to @MickyT.

scan()*as.numeric(format(Sys.Date(),'%m.%d%y'))

First attempt at a golf. Happy pi day!

#R 3.2.4, 55 51 47 bytes

edit I realized I could use scan thanks @FryAmTheEggMan. Reduced 4 bytes thanks to @MickyT.

scan()*as.numeric(format(Sys.Date(),'%m.%d%y')) 

First attempt at a golf. Happy pi day!