Malbolge (unlimited memory access variant), Around 4 megabytes

You asked the golfers, but for the second time forgot about the bowlers.

This is too big to include in the answer for obvious reason so here is gist link.

You might want to use the fast interpreter to test this program, as it's hellishly slow (hellishly, get it?). I'm going to include the TIO.run link after Dennis (hopefully) takes on my issue on TIO tracker.

// Edit: Nope, no TIO link as the answer size limit is 65536 bytes, and no abusing url shorteners because they just refuse to shorten it