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Last Week I Got Hacked
They drained my ETH, and had a sweeper bot take anything I sent for gas.
The moment anything landed, it was gone.
I spent 18 hours building a tool to rescue what I could… then released it for free so nobody else has to go through that alone. It’s called Rescue Lifeboat.
I’ve been making things for a long time. This is what I do.
If you want to support the work, here’s everything I have on XCP, Ordinals, ETH, Tez… merch, books, socks, bulletproof luggage… lol.
If you find value in any of this, please consider collecting something.
Free • Open Source
Rescue Lifeboat
Got hacked? Sweeper bot draining your wallet? This tool was built during a real emergency — 18 hours, live, with real assets at stake. It rescued 411 NFTs across ETH, Polygon, and Base.
Supports ETH, Polygon, Base, Optimism, Arbitrum, Avalanche. MEV protection on ETH. No wallet connection required for the scanner.
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XCP
MYPARTY
Fake Commons • Entry Point
“When it’s rainin’, everybody got umbrellas. Rain stops… ‘like where the fuck have you been?'” Unreleased track from the DUST sessions.
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KERNELISLAND
Faux Bitcorn • CORN005
“The Truth Behind the Corn Cartel and the Subsidy That Ate It.” A parody of a parody. If you know, you know.
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FAKEDUST
Fake Rare • Series 16 • Block 170
RAD took the first fifty blocks Satoshi sent to Hal Finney and converted them into audio. Street Scott sampled those sounds into beats. I rapped over them. Bitcoin transactions turned into music.
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Fake Rare • Series 18 • Historic First
The first token-gated audiobook ever built on Counterparty. 570 pages. 35 chapters. A full hip-hop album woven into the narrative. The novel pulls directly from Bitcoin nodes — no servers, no centralized storage. The book lives on Bitcoin forever.
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LESXX
Fake Rare • Series 16 • 1 Remaining
“I am an ignoramus, and a charlatan, and an agent provocateur. This is my abominable Pot Of Digital Sunflowers.” The Van Gogh response. Toulouse-Lautrec jumped up at that dinner to defend a painter he’d never met. This is my version of that story.
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MAYFAKEFIELD
Fake Rare • Series 4
My S4 card in Fake Rare. The one that started it all. If you’re going to own one piece, this is it.
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Ordinals
Ides of March
Inscribed Audio • 2,100 pieces
“The closer you stand to power, the sharper the blade.” Each piece unlocks SAMPLERR — a fully functional music production studio inscribed on Bitcoin. Rare Scrilla, Ghostface Killah, Ras Kass, Money B from Digital Underground, Numskull from The Luniz, Homeboy Sandman, and Bitoshi Blockamoto of Bitmap. “Woman holding vinyl” rarity trait unlocks Lady Stoneheart bonus content.
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Ethereum
ETH
GI JOE
A Year & A Day Collection
70,000 GAN images hand-cut and edited in Microsoft Paint, glitched, stitched back together. Around 300 hours. A GAN music video. This is my style.
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The Red Vineyard
A Year & A Day Collection
Van Gogh sold one painting in his entire life. I have a poster of it on my wall. Cautionary tale about how it may not happen in your lifetime. You can do everything right and still die a burden. This is my digital version. Holders were airdropped LESXX on XCP.
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TEZ
Tezos Collection
Various Works
For collectors who live on Tez. Same energy, different chain. I don’t believe in chain loyalty — I believe in meeting people where they are.
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AtomsThe Creature from Jekyll Island: Pepe Edition
570 pages. 2nd Edition. Hit #1 New Release on Amazon. Microsoft’s content filters flagged it as “subversive.” The Federal Reserve as cosmic horror. Bitcoin as inevitable resistance.
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The merch store with the best product descriptions on the internet. The Terms & Conditions page alone is worth the visit. “You are entering a bond of chaos commerce.”
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No product needed. Just gratitude.
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That Little Microsoft Painter Fellow
Music since the early 2000s. Visual art since 2021. A 570-page novel about the Federal Reserve as cosmic horror. Physical audiobook players built by hand. Bitcoin transactions encoded into hip-hop beats.
“I am an ignoramus, and a charlatan, and an agent provocateur. This is my abominable Pot Of Digital Sunflowers.”
I generate images in batches — hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands. When something is “close enough,” I open MS Paint. That friction is part of the art.
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