In all seriousness you can achieve something similar by pressing the equal key once. It will turn input to "Free input" and display a big orange equal sign by the side. In this field you can type your calculation how you would said in English and it will generate the code to do it.

Also if you press the key twice the it will show a star shape sign and your input will be send to Wolfram alpha to so you can get more complex answers involving data and stuff.