You know how this can be done: restrict access to the tooling to everyone but a handful.
Right now we are all pulling the rope to opposite sides and not saving the little kitten. We are in-fighting with the current tools, between contributors, between reviewers, between everything and getting absolutely nothing done, not even badly done.
You need lessfewer people calling the shootsshots and lessfewer hands into the jar! LessFewer people able to submit stuff and lessfewer people able to review it. At least, that way we can solve stuff that doesn't present itself when you scale, to then solve the problem of scale. Having lessfewer problems to solve all at once is more productive than having all the problems cropping up and trying to solve them at the same time. LetsLet's focus on one problem, which I believe the most important is: what's expected of this thing. Then when we figure out that, we can start tackling the scale problems or whatever becomes the next thing.