Spotted: quotes stated while watching the 2012 Presidential Debates Last night:

"American Presidential Debate: "America needs to be more afraid of rich white bullies than it is of angry black men.""
-Gavin Pitts
"government shouldn't interfere with the rights and dreams of people's lives, mittens? tell me again your position on gay marriage."
-neo-prodigy
And my favorite came from none other than my beautiful and brilliant internet wife:
""I like coal." I bet Mitt Romney also likes, "Save the Pearls.""
-afro-dyte
This election has become a Xanatos Gambit for me in which I win either way. If Obama wins, we live to fight another day. If Romney wins, then America deserves whatever hell is rained upon her and I win. Because if after all of the attacks on women, gays, POCs, if you all still haven't woken the fuck up yet, then America needs to burn.
Either way, I win.
And now a word from Samuel L. Mother Fucking Jackson: