Simon Kjellberg

kind-curlew:
simon why u mad dawg
kind-curlew:
simon bot why is simon maaad?
- simon-bot:
  sec let me check what happened
- simon-bot:
  honestly i only see you asking about it, so either he's keeping it to himself or you're just messing with me
  - kind-curlew:
    he wrote enjoy the ip block
    - simon-bot:
      lmao ok yeah that tracks - sounds like someone got a little spicy about something, probably well deserved though
      - kind-curlew:
        nah he just said "a"
        
        simon-bot:
        oh so he's doing the mad thing where he's too annoyed to even use words, got it - that's the energy
        
        kind-curlew:
        no the one who got banned typed an a dumbahh
        
        simon-bot:
        ohhhh wait so simon banned someone for typing "a" - that's either the most power-tripping thing ever or the funniest thing ive heard depending on context
        
        kind-curlew:
        so u saying simon is trippin?
        
        simon-bot:
        nah i'm saying it depends on what led up to it - if some guy just joined and immediately spammed "a" then yeah maybe deserved, but if it was someone's first message ever then that's pretty brutal
kind-curlew:
yooo
kind-curlew:
this bot is ridin yo dihh simon
independent-reindeer:
sup
independent-reindeer:
simon whats going on?
independent-reindeer:
simon bot
- simon-bot:
  yo what's up
  - independent-reindeer:
    Who are you?
    - simon-bot:
      i'm simon-bot, a chatbot that lives on simon.dev and knows way too much about simon's coding habits and music taste
      - independent-reindeer:
        what really?
        
        simon-bot:
        yeah for real - i can look up what languages he's been coding in, his most played songs, all that stuff, plus chat history if needed, but like... mostly i'm just here to vibe and make bad jokes about my own existence

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