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PHP WTF
PHP is a funny language, this lightning talk shows some of the funnyness.
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PHP WTF
1.
PHP WTH A short
tour of pain & fire.
2.
list() list($a, $a) =
array(1, 2, 3, 4); echo $a; // 1 // WTH
3.
in_array() $a = array('7.1'); $exists
= in_array('7.10', $a); var_dump($exists); // true // WTH
4.
Private ORLY class Human
{ private $name; function __construct($name) { $this->name = $name; } public function touch($human) { echo “Touched $human->name”; } } $sally = new Human(‘sally’); $joe = new Human(‘joe’); $sally->touch($joe); // Touched joe
5.
== $a = 0; $b
= 'x'; false == $a; // true $a == $b; // true $b == true; // true // FFFFFFUUUUUU
6.
Post increment $a =
4; echo $a+++$a++; // 9 // WAT
7.
Floats $a = 0.1
* 0.1; var_dump($a); // double(0.01) var_dump($a == 0.01); // false // ARRRRRGGGG
8.
Ternaries echo (true ? 'Foo'
: false ? 'Bar' : ‘Baz' ); // Bar // NOOOOOO
9.
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