Welcome to the official repository of Michelle Tabor, a solutions engineer, race timer, technical architect, CRM whisperer, chaos tamer, and walking burn-out prevention PSA. This README documents the behavior, known performance quirks, and unsupported greatness of the Michelle v∞ release.
Michelle is a high-functioning, overclocked powerhouse disguised as a regular human. She designs full-scale HubSpot integrations in the morning, times a 10K before lunch, and drafts three versions of a client SOW while eating Greek yogurt and counting macros. She’s not a person.
- Accepts high-fives as currency.