I think you, to some extent, misunderstand how ordinary friction (i.e. Euler's friction laws with a static and a kinetic friction coefficient) applies to a wheel rolling on the ground. So first I'll explain this, and then I'll explain how actual rolling resistance works (i.e. why wheels rolling on the ground slow down over time)
When a wheel spins on a flat surface, in the absence of energy loss mechanisms like rolling resistance or air resistance, there is no friction between the wheel and the ground. The wheel moves at a constant velocity $v$, and because it's rolling, the top of the wheel moves at a velocity $2v$, and the point in contact with the ground is not moving relative to the ground. So there's no kinetic friction.
Why is there also no static friction? Generally static friction requires some force trying to accelerate the point in contact away from matching the velocity of the ground. For a wheel rolling on a flat surface, there is no such force, and no static friction is needed to keep the wheel in static contact. If the wheel is accelerating due to an external force - like when a wheel rolls downhill, static friction acts exactly how you describe, and causes the wheel's angular velocity to increase as its ordinary velocity increases.

So why do wheels slow down over time? The reason is called "rolling resistance," which is similar to kinetic friction, but not the same. Rolling resistance is a force on the wheel that opposes the velocity of the wheel, given by $F=\mu_{RR}N$, where $N$ is the normal force and $\mu_{RR}$ is the rolling resistance coefficient. Unlike kinetic friction coefficients, $\mu_{RR}$ is typically much less than 1, to show that wheels are more efficient than dragging a rectangle along the ground. The phenomenon of rolling resistance depends on the wheel deforming slightly and having a nonzero-length point of contact.

One example of how rolling resistance can come about is shown above. The point that the wheel first touches the ground receives a larger upward force from the ground than the point that it leaves the ground, resulting in a torque that opposes the rotation of the wheel.