This is Ian Darwin’s personal web site and blog site.
Do not contact me with offers to sell your products or services, no matter how wonderful you think they are or how much you were told you could make by selling them. In particular, if you’re here to foist off any of the following, don’t bother, as I will not even reply (I probably won’t even see it, due to my superior spam filtering):
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Selling something that I didn’t inquire about;
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Offering web design, SEO, link exchange, mobile app development;
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Asking me to add a link to an ad-based page on behalf of little Susie;
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Contacting me about any 419 scam, including but not limited to:
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pretending my bank account, tax account or credit card has problems,
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a Nigerian Prince with millions to share,
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a rich widow with husband’s billions in oil money,
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a US Army colonel with kegs of Iraqi or Afghani gold, etc.,
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a lottery by BMW or Microsoft based on randomly-chosen emails (typically companies that don’t even have my email address),
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or anything asking me to contact your "claims agent."
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If you are a student I will not write your assignment for you; I wrote the Java Cookbook and the Android Cookbook so you can find out how to do things without asking me; please buy a copy or look it up in your local library.
If you are reporting a problem with my software, please read this first.
Now, if you still need to contact me, you can probably infer an email address that will work.