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┌─────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ⚰️ Medicine Graduate → Code Necromancer │ │ 🕯️ Freelance WordPress Developer │ │ 🗝️ Plugin Builder • Payment Alchemist │ └─────────────────────────────────────────────┘ 

WordPress PHP WooCommerce Next.js


🕷️ THE DESCENT

 ____________________________________ / \ | "From healing bodies to healing | | broken code. Both require dark | | rituals and forbidden knowledge" | \____________________________________/ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || || 

Festus — A clinical medicine graduate (December 2025) who traded the scalpel for the semicolon. Now I summon payment gateways and bind data to the mortal realm through WordPress incantations.

🌍 Dwelling: Kenya
🕯️ Current Curse: Building payment solutions & WordPress automation from the void
⚰️ Languages Spoken: PHP, Next.js, and the ancient tongues of REST APIs


🗝️ DARK ARTS & FORBIDDEN CRAFTS

⚔️ WordPress Conjuring

<?php // Summoning custom functionality function conjure_magic() { // Custom plugins // BuddyPress rituals // Theme manifestations // Performance enchantments }
  • Custom WordPress plugins
  • Lightweight, cursed themes
  • BuddyPress integrations
  • Plugin necromancy & optimization

🛒 WooCommerce Alchemy

<?php // Transmuting commerce into code add_action('woocommerce_curse', function() { // Custom extensions // Payment gateway bindings // Checkout optimization // Subscription sorcery });
  • Custom WooCommerce extensions
  • M-Pesa, Stripe, custom flows
  • Paywall implementations
  • Membership logic systems

💀 ARTIFACTS & RELICS

┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ┃ 💳 Payment Integration Grimoire ┃ ┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ ┃ • M-Pesa API summoning & automation ┃ ┃ • Multi-gateway payment orchestration ┃ ┃ • Paywall & content monetization curses ┃ ┃ • Transaction tracking & dark analytics ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ┃ 🏚️ Business Web Constructs ┃ ┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ ┃ • Static pages forged in darkness ┃ ┃ • Landing pages & corporate facades ┃ ┃ • Performance & security hexes ┃ ┃ • SEO optimization rituals ┃ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ 

📜 THE CODEX

╭──────────────────────────────────────────────╮ │ │ │ 🐘 PHP ████████████░░░░ 80% │ │ ⚛️ Next.js ██████░░░░░░░░░░ 50% │ │ 🔧 WordPress ██████████████░░ 90% │ │ 💀 Git ████████░░░░░░░░ 65% │ │ 🕸️ APIs ███████████░░░░░ 75% │ │ │ ╰──────────────────────────────────────────────╯ 

🕯️ SUMMON ME

 _____________________ / \ / Need a WordPress \ / sorcerer? A payment \ / system whisperer? \ /_____________________________ \ 

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⚰️ MEMENTO MORI

"I moved from diagnosing patients to debugging code.
Both require precision, logic, and the acceptance
that nothing works on the first try."

┌─────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ Building. Breaking. Fixing. Shipping. │ │ │ │ In darkness, we compile. │ │ │ └─────────────────────────────────────────┘ 

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