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I long to be a barnacle
To hang out on a rock
And if I'm ever in the mood
To ride upon a cock
I focus all my energy
I let it grow and grow
I insert it into myself
And then I go and go!

- Ode to Barnacle, written by me in a fit of pique and sinus medication.

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Name: Kai Lucien Nathanael Lowell (am I extra? Yes.)

AKA: Rain Mistwalker

Gender: Man-tastic

Age: 37

Height: 160cm/5'3"

Weight: ~52kg/~115 lbs.

Hair: Depends on the day of the week (currently dark brown)

Eyes: Dark amber/hazel

Nationality: Some odd mixture of Scottish and German (and yet only decent at an Aussie accent)

Occupation: Writer, artist, translator, professional procrastinator (no, really...if this was a career, I'd be rich.)

Likes: Carbonated drinks, plotting, sleeping, writing, translating, playing around with graphics, being a general dork, unleashing the gremlin, RPing, tea, video games with deep storylines and/or decent graphics, being productively lazy

Dislikes: Having no fizzies, chronic pain, invisible disabilities, writer's block, being attacked by plotbunnies when in writer's block, being depressed, intolerant jerks, getting addicted to new things every five minutes, staying addicted to things for too long, people being idiots, not being able to sleep, sleeping too much, not sleeping enough, the state of the world in general holy shit what is this even

Me?: I'm a confusing mass of exhaustion, manic energy and chronic pain, fond of headcanoning bombastic plots, playing video games, and eyeing aesthetically pleasing folk. In my spare time, which there seems to be altogether too much of (stupid disabilities), I like to make icons, write, translate random stuff and squee over video games. (People who know me well will say that last one's an understatement. You guys know who you are, and I'm standing right behind you. Go on, turn around, that's definitely not the Stick of Whacking +10 in my hand...)

I also have an inane fondness for rhythm games such as Bust a Groove and Patapon. Oddly enough, I never have any rhythm when I'm NOT playing these games. Oh well. Such is life.

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