Profile

Richard M. Ess was born on 7 april 1995 in the small northern New Mexico town of Los Alamos. He grew up there, learning quickly to dislike his friends. Despite his bitterness toward nearly all his friends, enemies, and everyone else in the pathetic little social hell hole, Richard graduated with the bad taste of incompetent schooling in his mouth. Especially incompetent in the "computer science" department (I use the term computer science loosely). Later that exact same year, he was accepted to the University of Arizona, where he took three years to decide on a major: Math. He graduated at the end of 1999, half a year after his twenty third birthday. The reason he is aged 23 four years after his birth has to do with an accident involving two paper clips, a rubber band and a retrofitted delorian. The precise details of this accident are not known, and have caused a lot of people to look pretty silly in their attempt to reproduce them. In his rapidly depleting free time, Richard enjoys skiing, hiking and occasionally considers playing FRIZ again, but has decided this is not to be. Richard writes, and keeps an archive of the complete works of Richard Ess (complete, except for the material which isn't there) available on the Internet.